How Much Butt Cleavage is Too Much When it Comes to My Wedding Dress?

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Dear Missus,

I am thinking about getting this really beautiful, really sexy form fitting lace dress for my wedding, but my mom and grandma think it’s too revealing. I was just wondering, how much butt cleavage is too much butt cleavage for a wedding dress?

Thanks,

Tracy

 

Dear Tracy,

Let’s face it – ball gowns are great but some booty is better. I’m sorry, but mom and grandma just need to get with the times. The short answer to this question is no amount of butt cleavage is too much. If you’re comfortable with your body, I’m sure your friends, family, co-workers, and officiant will be comfortable seeing as much of yourself as you are willing to show off on your special day.

xoxo

the missus