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Rebecca, I can’t help but notice that I gave you one job as my bridesmaids: picking up table accents from Michael’s craft store. And let’s face it, my theme, Country Charm, is just not that difficult. Is it? I mean I’m not being unreasonable when I assumed you, as a 25 year old woman with at least half a brain, would understand some basic principles of what a “Country Charm” wedding invokes? Burlap, mason jars, cozy simple comforts, right? But apparently, this was a mistake on my part, because what do I see right when I walk into the reception hall? Crystal. God D*&% crystal, Rebecca! I mean here I am just trying to set up this low key family and friend centered vibe, and you, I assume deliberately, mess up my entire wedding with F%&$ing crystal napkin holders. Seriously, Rebecca what the F&$#! You know what Rebecca, go to Hell. Though, looking at this crystal napkin holder makes me feel like we’re both F*&%ing there. Idiot.